- Every day I look down at the brand logo on my bathroom sink and think, "Da-da-da-daaaaaaaaaa! Imperial!" and then I think, oh yeah, that’s a margarine.
- Have you ever wished that butter was the same price as margarine? It is here. They are both very expensive.
- I don’t keep the drinking glasses in the kitchen because I worry that out of habit one of us will fill up with tap water and then drink it.
- Why do the Chinese like to have salty raisins?
- Why do the Chinese like to sweeten their vegetable crackers?
- How will my daughter know where to find the bus home after volleyball practice?
- How can I make the day more beautiful for someone else?