Every day I look down at the brand logo on my bathroom sink and think, "Da-da-da-daaaaaaaaaa! Imperial!" and then I think, oh yeah, that’s a margarine.
Have you ever wished that butter was the same price as margarine? It is here. They are both very expensive.
I don’t keep the drinking glasses in the kitchen because I worry that out of habit one of us will fill up with tap water and then drink it.
Why do the Chinese like to have salty raisins?
Why do the Chinese like to sweeten their vegetable crackers?
How will my daughter know where to find the bus home after volleyball practice?
How can I make the day more beautiful for someone else?
