Random Stuff

  • Every day I look down at the brand logo on my bathroom sink and think, "Da-da-da-daaaaaaaaaa! Imperial!" and then I think, oh yeah, that’s a margarine.
  • Have you ever wished that butter was the same price as margarine?  It is here.  They are both very expensive.
  • I don’t keep the drinking glasses in the kitchen because I worry that out of habit one of us will fill up with tap water and then drink it.
  • Why do the Chinese like to have salty raisins?
  • Why do the Chinese like to sweeten their vegetable crackers?
  • How will my daughter know where to find the bus home after volleyball practice?
  • How can I make the day more beautiful for someone else?

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