I was noticing what a broad range of topics I’ve Googled lately. It makes me wonder sometimes, if a government was collecting data about me, what kind of person would they think I am? Here’s a partial list of recent topics:

• Merrell Trail Glove running shoes – there are so many more colors available online than in the local store! Why doesn’t the store offer to special order for you?
• Common Poisons – I’m looking for a poison that creates lethargy, brain fog, and digestive or respiratory problems when given chronically at a low dose and which symptoms will gradually clear when exposure is stopped. I’m considering the possibility of homeopathically inducing symptoms. (In a book character! sheesh.)
• Cayenne heat ointment – to get the correct texture for making a heating balm with a cayenne base.
• Halloween Half-Marathon
• Archery techniques
• Butterbeer recipes
• Toad-in-a-hole recipes
• Natural remedies for gout – no, I don’t suffer with this.
• Store hours for Costco
• A reverse phone look-up –  to locate someone whose wallet my son found while hiking. (Ok, I didn’t Google this, I suggested it to Mr. Hot Stuff though and he did it.)