I totally stole this from my new friend. I just met her this week (like today), and I am rapidly concluding that she is so way awesomer than I am, it’s not even funny. At least it wouldn’t be if she weren’t so hilarious. She’s the kind of person who helps you acknowledge that the junk in your life is not worth hanging on to and that it’s worthwhile to get rid of it, even if every day you somehow seem to find or create fresh junk. Just keep hauling it out on garbage day. If you watch carefully, in the pile somewhere as you are cleaning, you might find a special treasure, like the sunshiny glow of a Twinkie that has 0 calories. (Hey, I can only eat imaginary Twinkies anyway, I might as well make it calorie-free.) Here’s the post from her blog:

It is better for a girl to sleep a hundred years and be kissed and awakened by the right prince,

than to stay awake and be kissed a hundred times by the wrong frog.

via simply june.